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SOME WORDS and Our Promise.

We eat, live, and work in publicity. If you’ll allow us to increase your business by 300%, we’d be so delighted to assist you. We know you could probably do it yourself, however it will likely take much longer than you want. It’s either that 300% increase or you can keep reaching for that reliable 10-20% each year to show you how hard you’ve worked. Yippee!

Often the company fails as 80% of them do within the first five years according US Small Business Administration (SBA). The statistical facts and numbers don’t lie. That’s why we love them. 

If you want us to generate MORE than a whopping 300% increase, go to Las Vegas or play a lottery. We don’t delight in any fantasy nor gamble with your money or ours. If your competition hires us before you do, then prepare for defeat. Actually, we’ll probably annihaliate your business… gently, slowly, all in due time. Maybe not totally annihilate, but definitely enough so you feel the numbers drop. 😁

We perform a sure shot strategy and use an anti-marketing approach. It is a proven approach. It is based on math. It is based on laws. It is also scientific, like gravity.

You don’t have to believe in gravity but you also can’t fly. We just have to live with these laws—like it or not.

If we CAN NOT increase your business by 300%, we will tell you outright and decline to do any work. The reason for this is because it is not fair for you and it’s a waste of our time. We can’t help.

We wouldn’t expect you to hire us. Not only that, we wouldn’t hire ourselves if we couldn’t get you that 300%.

If we CAN increase YOUR business by 300%, we’ll gladly tell you and you should hire us. A good example is say we charge you $4,500. in publicity or brand services. It is our duty to make sure you make $13,500 as a minimum (300%) return.

This is how we all win. 300% means that we’ve generated our own paycheck, created enough to put a profit in your pocket and replaced the money you used to pay us back to the company. Our clients love this arrangement. They learn a lot about their company’s market ecology, the business environment and how advertising and brands actually work.  

We don’t ever work to lose and we’ll never give up until we hit the mark. This is our promise. 

A THEORY (and an easy-to-get metaphor)

All businesses has a natural process of growth. While this somehow seems illusive and magical, it actually isn’t either of these at all. It is a logical process. We use a visual metaphor to describe the process. 

If the roots of a tree are the brand, then the trunk of the tree is the design, the branches are then how a business is to communicate and finally, advertising becomes the fruit we sell at a marketplace.

As illustrated here Nature has a very specific order of how things are created. Businesses are built the same way as the laws and 10,000 things in nature. We follow this divine pattern as a business model and prototype. We use nature and this metaphor as a guiding principle because it works.

Did the metaphor get there for you?