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We do something called Anti-Marketing.
Our results are unparalleled and
that is why we use this approach.
• AntiMarketing is modern.
• AntiMarketing is honest.
• AntiMarketing is more effective.
SOME WORDS and Our Promise.
We eat, live, and work in publicity. If you’ll allow us to increase your business by 300%, we’d be so delighted to assist you. This 300% requires a full makeover. If you want less, we can do that too.
We know you could probably increase the business yourself, however, it will likely take much longer than you want to wait. It doesn’t hurt to call. We’re NOT in the “let’s embarrass you business.” We’re here to make businesses more profitable and comfortable to work in.
It’s either that 300% increase or you can keep reaching for that reliable 10-20% each year to show you how hard you’ve worked. Yippee! For a sample of what we do, we can guarantee that whatever you pay us, the Return On Investment (ROI) is 300%, otherwise we really can’t help you.
Often a company fails, as 80% of them do, within the first five years according US Small Business Administration (SBA). The statistical facts and numbers don’t lie. That’s why we use statistical evidence in our campaigns for business owners.
If you want us to generate MORE than a whopping 300% increase, go to Las Vegas or play a lottery. We don’t delight in any fantasy nor gamble with your money or ours. If your competition hires us before you do, then prepare for defeat. Actually, we’ll probably annihaliate your business… gently, slowly, all in due time. Maybe not totally annihilate, but definitely enough so you feel the numbers drop. 😁
We perform a sure shot strategy and use an anti-marketing approach. It is a proven approach. It is based on math. It is based on laws. It is also sciences, like gravity, like entropy. And like math and science, this also means business is easily predictable.
You don’t have to believe in sciences like gravity. You also can’t fly either. We just have to live with these laws—like them or not. They apply to every living thing. Business is very much the same way.
If we CAN NOT increase your business by 300%, we will tell you outright and decline to do any work. The reason for this is because it is NOT fair to you and it’s a waste of our time. If we can’t help, we’ll tell you.
We wouldn’t expect you to hire us. Not only that, we wouldn’t hire ourselves if we couldn’t get you that 300%. Often 300% is too hard for people to believe. It seems like a dream come true. Well, then we answer those prayers.
If we CAN increase YOUR business by 300%, we’ll gladly tell you and you should hire us. A good example is say we charge you $4,500. in a publicity effort or brand services. It is our duty to make sure you make $13,500 as a minimum (300%) return. Yes, we put this in writing.
This is how we all win. 300% means that we’ve generated our own paycheck, created enough to put of a profit in your pocket and replaced the money you used to pay us back into your company. Our clients love this arrangement. They learn a lot about their company’s market ecology, the business environment and how advertising and brands actually work.
We don’t ever work to lose and we’ll never give up until we hit the mark. This is our promise.
Let it be known…
We did more to promote
Williamsburg | Brooklyn
than anyone else alive.
.They’ve written an awfully sweet piece about it HERE:
It’s like this:
n: Breuk IVersen
C: (718) 578-6613
BinkNyc transforms a company into a culture,
grows businesses into movements,
improving peoples lives.